Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Are my feet made of real feet?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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