i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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