I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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