gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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