i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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