We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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