How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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