You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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