well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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