I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think my moral compass just broke
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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