Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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