You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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