hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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