Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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