is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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