Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
