I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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