Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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