My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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