Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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