ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
