im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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