your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
handjob tips. give me some.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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