I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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