Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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