Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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