Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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