Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i out mim tonsoeep
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