I want to walk on stilts...naked
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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