But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I've blown a few things in my day
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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