is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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