is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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