Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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