So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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