there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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