Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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