ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
honey bunches of taint.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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