I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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