Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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