question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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