it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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