so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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