Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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