Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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