dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i believe in u and ur pee
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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