That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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