You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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