I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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