i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
is this the sara with the beer cane?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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