He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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