Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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