it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
