Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
last night I used snow as a chaser
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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