how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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