"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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