we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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