ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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